(Except for I love you, of course. Please leave all I love yous at home. And this is assuming she knows much English already. Or you speak Mandarin. Whatever.)

Okay, I'll kick things off:

TJR: I'd really like it if you come to Manila. The people there love you. Yeah. Well, I know another guy who really likes you, and we could show you around the Metropolis and protect you from any thugs who might wanna...uhrm..you know.

You look angelic, you know. Even angelic is too weak a word to describe you.

I'd really appreciate it if you visited ZFilms. :D We have such a loyal fanbase there.

Well, gotta go, Z. My two minutes are almost up. Take care of yourself. We, your fans, will always be here for you, myself included.

Next!

Got Milk?

:laugh:

Hello Z. I would like you to know that you have inspired so many people to become better and to be all they can be. You are an inspiration, both in the characters you play and the human being that you are.

The world knows you from what they see on the outside, but please understand that your fans love you for whom you are on the inside. Many of us have never thought someone like you can even exist. We are so very fortunate to know you now, in these troubled times. You give us comfort, and your beauty shines from the heart and into the hearts of many.

Like Chen Wei, you inspire, like Zhao Di you make us weep, like Jiao Long you make us think, like Hu Li you make us gasp. You are every emotion and a thousand more that we wait for you to portray. As an actress, you are without equal. Thank you for the gift you share that makes us examine ourselves.

We will always support you in every decision you make and you can count on us to always defend your name and honor wherever and whenever you need us most.

Lastly, I hope you don't mind that many of of your fans give money to charity in your name. It so honors us to do this for you.

//

*leap skip hop over to her* (I often leap skip hop over to people when I'm excited)

tb: Hi. Umm. Can I have a hug?

:D

Seriously, I don't know. :P

ZZ
an-nyong-ha-se-yo.
yo-jum-o-tto-ke-nae-shim-ni-kka
jo-nyok mok-up-shi-da
jo-bun-dong-an t'ong-hwa-ha-go ship sum-ni-da
( Gaz ).

ZZ
an-nyong-ha-se-yo.
yo-jum-o-tto-ke-nae-shim-ni-kka
jo-nyok mok-up-shi-da
jo-bun-dong-an t'ong-hwa-ha-go ship sum-ni-da
( Gaz ).

I'd petition her to read my story and there after have her vast connections propel myself to heights of popularity due to having some of her's rubbed off on me.

Worth a shot.

What Virgule said...


Except the fact that only "Hello Z..." would come out.:laugh: I don't know if I could manage to get any words out LOL!



Maybe Z will feel sorry for me and give me a hug. =P I won't need to ask like TB does heehee!

i think i might not even get as many letters out as Shadow,
i'd be stuck at "h..................."

if i could get any more words out
i might get "have you tried snow boarding?????"

Here's what I'd say:
...(and pass out):D

A little naughty, but simple.

"Can I have this kiss?" :D

*turns on some music*

*starts dancing*

Hopefully she'll join me. :D

...somehow I knew zM was gonna say that.....

Hey Tina, I bet Z would love to dance with you. Did ya see her dancing on the 2k celebrations? Wow. Too bad I've got two left feet.

Talent and beauty. In one.

And boy...she had quite a lovely voice!

"From the moment I saw you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm close to you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the feeling you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask...Are you suffering as much as I am?"

(bash this SW buff, please! Can't help it: that how I really feel. She never kissed me, of course. If she did you guys would mutilate me.)


:D

wrap myself tightly around her...lick her lips, ears, nose, eyelids and chin. Then I’d nuzzle her neck...snuggle in tighter...and whimper...
”Please take me home.”

Then I’d lick her some more.

Hey Brain, I have a feeling the only thing you'd end up licking are your wounds, which will be considerable and occupy the majority of your skin surface. :grin:

souflet. Sometimes it’s better to make a bold statement.

Risk management is essential to a happy living strategy in the new millennium.

As long as they don’t break the skin, or wreck my teeth, pain can be managed. The journey is the reward. Ha ha.

One concern...there are a few places on my body I can’t reach with my tongue, yet.

...but you are working on it, Brain, right? :laugh:

CG

Wow, Brain, you sound as if you want to be ZIyi's dog.....

you have got me crying from laughing so hard
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :crying:
But Brain, the only being i can imgaine you must be, is one of jedi rains's mates from starwars episode1 & 2,
are you really, ja ja binks?
there is an up side to this, kids loved him and he could eat apples
without useing his hands.
:grin:

:laugh: haha! Rain, that was piece of cake! I bet you remembered the comment I made at the RumorZ forum?

Another line:

"I wish I could hold on to this moment forever...your face near my face, your breath under my breath, your body near mine. I wish we'll never have to say goodbye...if only in my dreams. Oh, how I wish I could see you again, just like this." (Or something like that)

Naah...I wanted to say that to somebody else! :D

I don't know if I could manage to get any words out LOL!


hheheh :D Maybe you should bring your computer with you...
You are never out of words on AIM. :agree: :hi:

yeah I guess joy...just make sure you tell me when she pops on.:hi: hi back!

I mean I don't want to be talking about Hershey Land and ice cream with her...hmm maybe ice cream will work.:hmmm:


Even on AIM, my keyboard would probably break and I wouldn't be able to type anything.




BTW, Roge says :hi: to you all!

i would ask her.

when are you going to come and settle down in new zealand
Date our local rockstar
but if you do that, please make sure we book saturday mornings
me, you and the girls for shopping!!!!!

here's where my ego slips in......

Huli007: do you mean I?????
( hahahaha- i hope you mean me otherwise i will look really silly now- after all, last time i saw you you gave me such a hrad time about this recent and temporary status ).
Have to date ZZ -
but...........
only..........
just so you can go shopping with her??????????

After chatting to Shadow in AIM, thought I'd drop by to say hello myself. OMG!! There's sooooo much to catch up on...

In reality, I'll just be dropping by intermittently for a while. Real life kinda caught up with me.

Anyways, in answer to the question posed in the title...

"Heya, totally over the moon to meet you. My name's Roger. :)"

Thinking that she would appreciate to be treated as a normal person and not as a star... :) Of course, I would ask if she would like to go for dinner, or something, but more than likely, she'll be smart enough to turn me down. (And save me from embarrassment of fainting if she said yes)

Roge :)

Edit: Heya Huli007. Nice to see people from this side of the world here...

Just make sure you have a Visa when you take ger out to dinner. You'll be ending up paying for all the damages if ya know what I mean...

hmmm. better start another thread...

"Where will you take Z if she agreed to go out with you?":D

Of course we all want her to have a good time..after all, that's always our intention in taking a girl out. But Z is not ordinary.
Remember that.

"Hey Z, wanna go out and hack some stormtroopers? Then we can dismember some tusken raiders!"

:grin: BC as Jar-jar...what a laugh.

hi rogerkauh - theres lots of ziyi fans in new zealand now.
But it is not actually because of her movies - we kind of all knew about them and thought she was good, but we all have become more interested because she is Gaz's favourite actress.
and also he went to real effort to despell rumor about being seen with her, which we all thought was very unusual because it would be no big deal here( he knows lots of people in that industry - so - so what? ) - we would just be more interested in what type of girl can trap his attentions at the start..............but
I must say, i really do like Ziyi now, so i am thankful that i have been drawn here. I want to know more and more about this unique girl!

Gaz..............yes, you know,
i hope you don't mind me talking a bout you?

Zhang ziyi - the offer is there - we could have such a fun time!
Wellington is not a very busy place buty there is lots of shopping ot be done - it needs to be conquered properlly.

Jedi rain Jin -with us - we wouldn't be talking for two minutes - we would all be talking non-stop for at least four hours.................
we would have to talk about shopping, boys..........the usual girl stuff.

Shadow - you are right there - first criteria of the girls -
make sure the man has a visa card!

Brainchild - i saw a jar jar binks puppet today, and its tongue pokes out when you squeeze him i thought of you.........

Vanhulst - where are you?????

Damn, this means I'll strike out twice.

1. Don't have a Visa :( Only an Amex :)

2. I'd prefer to be a Sith Lord than a Jedi. They seem to have more fun :D

Anyways, like I said. Hopefully she'll turn me down, so I don't have to embarrass myself. ;)

Roge :)

Roger: I'd like to clarify this...Sith Lords don't have that much fun compared to a Padawan. They usually hide in the shadows and rarely venture out to do what they want. They're like puppets with red sabers, in a way. We Padawans get to be brash and reckless. Sure, we get scolded, but that's part of the fun.

huli007: Gaz seems to have a lot of fans there, you in particular. Thanks for the tips. I remember turning down a "fan's" offer to go out. Now I am indebted to them. I usually ignore the audience, but now, I have learned to appreciate them.

And believe me, two minutes is already too long for someone called Zi. Oh well, she is still a girl, and you girls know this better than I do, even if I am studying to become a Jedi.

Mind tricks only work on the weak minded.

And BTW, you look like Anna K?

jedi: i think huli007 is in fact a dedicated "vanhulst" fan more so than she is of me, but i do have alot of fans. Check out what she said about Anna K, on that zz 100th sexiest woman thread.

rogerkauh: i think if it came to the crunch, we could oraganise a visa card for you - we have our ways......................

Huli007: i am actually flattered,
i learn alot when people comment on action/effect of things i say especially on the radio or tv.
I guess i am a bit defensive of ZZ, because i would not want to be the one to make her cry, i am Zhangster after all.

Shadow: i think wearing a suit of armour might also be a good idea.

Vocalists usually have more fans than guitar players. Beleive me, I know.

Geez, no offense, but you New Zealanders all sound alike. Except for Rogerkuah.

very true

our singer adrian, has so many people that adore him
thats ok, he is the star of the band,
he deserves it - the better the show he puts on - the more fans.

Jedi: are you saying i say ( wright ) like a pretty girl such as huli007 :blush:
or more like "the adventure specialist" Craig........... :laugh:
I think i am the worst speller thou, but i think it is because i want to write this on a guitar rather then in words.

I might write more like Vanhulst, he's on aussie, but he's crazy as me apparently.

Rain, rogerkuah is from Sydney, Australia, not New Zealand. :D

What shoes are you wearing?


the jedi/ i am really quiet and don't sound like the other New Zealanders i hope.

gaz/ thank you for telling me about this.

Huli007/ where is the song? its not oin the media function anywhere?

Virgule/ Gaz told everyone about this i would like to tell you that i think ziyifilms.com is a fantastic place.

Ziyi/ Hello, when are coming to new zealand again?

:hi: Hi Zhoa Di! Welcome to ZFilms!

(...although your name confused me at first! :D)

zhoa di, welcome ( that is the perfect tag for you, absolutely perfect )

Master zM corrects me again. How cru..I mean, how kind.:D

Well, vocalists get more girls than the other guys. I sing in my band, but I ignore the girls.

Bash me, but I'm not kidding, nor bragging. I seriously thought that because of my height (6 feet 4) I would not attract any girl in the world, but geez! Its hard to play onstage.

Zhoa Di: Hey, you're a Chinese Girl in NZ? Cool! :cool:

your talking about groupies.

If you wanna date the groupies...you have to take your shirt off when your on stage. That’s the signal. When they throw you their underpanties...catch ’em.

If I were you...I’d have a care when dealing with those groupies. Some of ‘em are nuts.

I'd rather not, Brain. I don't really like girls who chase guys.

I like the old-fashioned types: the ones that really make you work for their affection.

Zhoa di ( the original tRH ) chased her teacher.
he would not have noticed her otherwise.
Cannot always rely on a man to notice the pretty girl right under his nose.

yuk yuk....

Does this mean you "chase" guys, huli007?

nyuk, nyuk....kidding.

What I meant was, a conservative girl with family values.

Just like Z.:cool:

Ah ha! You Jedis and padawans always fall for our cunning plans :)

You see, that's what we portray. But the nice thing about a Sith lord is we get to get other people to do the work for us and we get to sit back in our comfy place and worzhip Z all the time ;) Of course, we have to make an occasional trip out just for appearances, but usually that's our clone ;) So long as we are far enough up the chain of command, we don't even get scolded. We do the scolding ;)We just let you think you are doing the right thing, but really we are controlling everything from afar. We even let you think you win in the end ;) *LOL*

Nothing wrong with a red saber. It'll match my car :)

Okies, enough about the off topic Star Wars...

As for the Visa, that's OK, think I can cope with my Amex ;)

As for the little quip about not being able to rely on a man to notice... Well, I'm a guy and I can definitely say this is sooo true. :)

Roge :)

Well, I never argue with Z fans like myself.

Hope we can get along Roger, without bickering. Even though we're natural enemies, were on the same side when it comes to Z.

(How'd you like to be a character in my fanfic?)

Heck yeah, we can get along. That's easy :)

Jedis and Sithlords are all cut from the same cloth. You guys just don't know it yet ;)

Umm, yeah sure. Fit me in whereever. I don't mind... Always on the same side when it comes to Z :)

Roge :)

You can be the Sith who gets to kill me....:D

Nice talking with you, Roge. Take care.

Originally posted by the_jedi_rainjin
You can be the Sith who gets to kill me....:D

Nice talking with you, Roge. Take care.

Indeed!! You too dude :) Can't I just convert you instead ;) *LOL*

Roge :)

You gotta kill the woman I love so I will give in to anger and fall to the Dark Side.

And you know you can't kill her, You love her, too.

A jedi I am, forever.

Roge: ( the sith lord of australia )
i can sense the force is
strong with'n this young jedi.
can we turn him to our bidding,
should welcome him to the darkside........................

har har har

"A lonely heart is the fastest way to the Darkside."

And you'll never make me lonely again. Z makes me happier than sunshine every single day!

from what I hear about meeting Z...most don’t, or can’t say anything. There is just a lump where their vocal cords should be.

Maybe you should think of something and record it. Try to hit the playback when she looks at you. Haha.

Gaz won’t have a problem, I think. He’ll be talking business.

Brainchild - you are right, you have to meet him to know how right you are, but from what we all know here in new zealand - even he might be stumped with zhang ziyi because she is the only actress he has admitted that he admires.
( even if he does deny ever meeting her ).

Gaz - nah nah nah nah nah nah :) -baldy.
I can talk about you too.

Roge - Darth R? so you are an Aussie of the darkside?????

Jedi - "the force is strong in this tall jedi"

"And the tall Jedi wishes so much to see you, Zhoa Di."

one day - one day

I wonder if zhang ziyi can cook very well.
we could have fun cooking too.

Brainchild: true, but i will have so much to talk about
i am sure she does too.:lolsign:

Zhoa di: well you cookied my computer when you used it:laugh:
can you blame me for admireing ZZ,

anyone else: i was visited today by zhoa di, but she didn;t bring any dumplings, but i got to meet some more ZZ fans.

Jedi: she is no so nice, she didn't bring even one dumpling with her for me and my flatmates to share.:grin:

I read somewhere, before she filmed TRH she lived in the village as her character would. Working and COOKING, and learning how the villagers lived so she could be authentic. I bet she learned to cook many of the local dishes.

She probably eats a lot of Top Raman and miso soup type stuff. She’s thin as a eel and has a good complexion...so she obviously doesn’t eat a lot of junk like brownies, burgers, chocolate bars, and twinkies. Maybe they don’t have any junk type food in PRC. You can tell by looking at her she eats healthy.

She probably can afford someone to cook for her now.

Brainchild, this go's back to the original subject
see, heaps to talk to ZZ about............!
food! what a great subject!

She looks hungry. I got the impression reading about her, that she can pack it away. Better bring the VISA.

Probably orders everything in the house and takes one bite of each...packs away all of the meat dishes...all the deserts. Probably goes out to eat like that once a year.

She looks pretty hard for an actress. Probably spends a lotta time at the spa. Beijing 24-hour fitness. Exerbike in her trailer...stairstepper for her buns. Probably eats rice and tea when she’s working to stay fit. She doesn’t look like a runner.

that makes her sound just so cute!

My Visa card is always at the ready

One day, I will wait for that one day.....

Hey, I bet we can hire some SV fans to do the luggage carrying!

haha I thought Z liked eating steaks and foods like that. She just exercises a lot and so it all burns off.

I don't know about Z's cooking though. Someone told me otherwise...:D

People say that the quickest way to a person's heart is through his/her stomach. :D

Yeah, I've heard that comment before. Not just recently on this board, but from someone else... :D

It's true, Ziyi loves her steak and don't forget... chocolate ice cream! Yummy! :grin:

is too glorious to be just an avatar.

I feel like I should be able to double click your avatar and learn the secrets of the universe.

Your avatar should be the avatar for this site.

Why thank you Brain :D

You know, you can still click on the image. Just close your eyes when you do so, you'll be surprised at what you'll see. The imagination is a powerful gift. Something we should never take for granted.

Go ahead, click on the picture. Close your eyes... bring yourself to that very moment she accepts that award and smiles for the camera. You might even feel the chills run down your back.

PS I'm hoping by this weekend if all goes well, my username will once again read Bituin :cool:

hehe it's got the yellow that was present on B's Musa avatar and the great smile that was present on his old tRH avatar.

Z sees the future. Forward and up to stardom!



hehe B, you're lucky I decided not to snag it. Now you are obligated to stay with it.:D The avatar for the site.

I think the original quote was actually intended for women and it goes something like "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach".

But still, I'd wonder if Ziyi wouldn't mind sharing a bar of dark chocolate with me. :D

i guess that quote could mean very different things.
like, its not so good if she has a sword in her hand.

RE:
"I'd wonder if Ziyi wouldn't mind sharing a bar of dark chocolate with me"
that is such a cute scene ZM.

From all your advice, if i ever had the chance to take ZZ anywhere now, it will be a ice cream and choc restraunt, now, if you guys are wrong on this - :ohman:

whatever she does,
Ziyi will need lots of food after a whole day of shopping!

Gaz,

We know for fact that Ziyi loves chocolate ice cream and steak. Yum! So when you take her out for your first date with her, make sure you bring her to the best steakhouse in town. Then take her to the best ice cream parlor in town. You can't lose! :D

The way to Zhang Ziyi's heart is through her stomach! :D

i admit something.
i am thinking, if i really get to date ZZ sometime
I am am gonna need all the help i can get
and even if this sounds strange, i would not mind the first date, being with a few friends, maybe even with her family.some zz fans from here maybe?,
after all, i would like the a date with ZZ to be fun and memorable for her ( rather than me looking at this in a selfish way ) - maybe a date with the two of us alone might be possible then at a future time.
Normally, i have no fear at all of meeting anyone, but..............
"i think you all know what i mean".

we have a desert restraunt in town, ( strawberry fare ) it would be just great fun!

Well...I do know how you feel. It's like winning a billion dollars on the lottery. :D

Well, for one thing, the whole ordeal needs to be video taped!

Then, we use the video as the background for the "Good Morning Zhao Di" music video.

if she came to my part of the world...I would never ever tell anyone. Privacy, peace and quite...as much as a body can stand. I doubt if anyone would notice around here. (What a laugh!!)

I’m assuming she would go there to get away from where she’s at now. Be her friend...take her shopping...feed here as much as she can eat...don’t put her on display.

You can do all those things BC, just have the Sony HandyCam turned on while you do it.:grin:

One of the down sides to takeing anyone out who is a public figure, is the need to be able to protect them ( correctly )and to be aware that peace and quiet changes very dramatically.
An up side, is this means one cannot drink alcohol or even, get too full eating, :laugh:

could become very healthy, fit and skinny dateing ZZ.

I bet, that if a handycam was on hand, it would be ZZ having the fun with it.

Gosh, I'd go broke and withdraw my life savings for a private day with her!

In fact, I'd like to go wherever she goes. Share the laughter, wipe the tears, see her smile....

.....and SLICE, DICE, and DISMEMBER any detractor, reporter, or basher who gets too damned far.

If you had Z to yourself for two entire minutes, would you even be able to utter any word at all???

...maybe something like, "Am I dreaming, or do I see an angel in front of me?" :D

kreptal17: what do you reckon her reply would be?:laugh:

I'm not too sure, but if she smiles or blushes, I would be endlessly happy :grin: :love:

Ditto! - think your answer, says it all!:agree:

By the way, Gaz, you and Zhao di are obviously from the same region, but outside of this board, how exactly did you two meet?

i want to answer this one since i have not had the chance to talk about Gaz yet.

Most people here know who Gaz is here, he is sort of famous
Zhoa di and I know him firstly through his Band www.Spacialverb.com
but also because we all like the bands that are on WWW.sister.co.jp/english.
We all have alot of friends in common, and are fans in particular
of a chinese rock band, www.hangonthebox.com

He told everyone in New Zealand that counts, on radio
about this website and that he a fan of zhang ziyi
so we all came here, we are only the ones that have signed up
there is thousands more that must have visted here as guests.

Gaz and Zhoa di, anything to add?

ps: Shannon, maybe you should tell them how know gaz

Wow, it's interesting how Gaz brought you all here.
I was wondering because I read an old post from Gaz stating that Zhao di looks a lot like ZZ.

Zhoa di, looks like.....................Zhao di.
she has the braids and very similiar face features
( oh, and a red jacket that she drags around like a security blanket ).

The girls from NewZealand were all out to dinner together last night, we practised our puffy cheeks.

Shannon: did you get the puffy cheeks right?
did anyone take photo's?

lol

I'd like to see that: Z and all her NZ fans puffing cheeks for the camera.

huli and shannon, my favorite Z character ever is Zhao Di, so imagine my surprise and delight when someone registered her name as Zhao Di (a bit mispelled but I believe it was intentional).

Up to now, I still dream of her: Zhao DI, Z in the film. Not so much about Z, but Zhao Di.

Keep on puffing!

I love it! I love it! I love it!

You guys and gals are truly great, and this has become entertainging meeting you people and becoming friends here. Someday I'd like to take a trip to New Z-land and meet all of you. That would be fun.

Anyway, my intention of this post was to comment on the 'puffy cheeks' thing. It is so damn cute that you girls are actually practicing puffing your cheeks out to match those cheeks seen in the video of Ziyi! :D That is hardcore dedication right there...

I'm sure Ziyi would be busting her gut laughing right now if she knew that, but she would be laughing and smiling because it's great to have fans like all of you :D

And I'm with the Gaz man on this one, please take pictures of the 'puffy cheeks'. Hahaha! That is funny in itself just to say that :grin:

we hadn't even thought of a camera
I got such a headache, from laughing and makeing puffy cheeks
you can imagine how sore our faces were the next day!!!!!!!
we all ate far too much too- so we diet this week!

Shannon lost one of her contact lens doing "puffy cheeks"
we think it must have fallen into her soup.

Dear Z,

In this short time I have, I cannot possibly express the feelings and wishes that I carry in my heart, for you, as a person of beauty; talent, and strength of character; and the thanks for the inspiration you have provided through your films.

What I would rather do, is take the words of each and every one of your devoted fans; every expression of love; gratitude; admiration; thanks -- and condense them; distill them into only a few words of apparent simplicity, but of the deepest meaning.

“We love You, Z.”

Let these words wrap around your heart, as an invisible shield; a moat; a satin shawl that you can carry with you, wherever you journey takes you.

And should you ever at times of sadness; at times of uncertainty; at times of solitude - ever shed a tear – let the tear fall upon these words as a raindrop falls upon a bud of a rose, and brings it to life.

Let the tear release each word of thanks; each word of admiration; each word of gratitude; each word of love -- in waves of a warming glow, that fills your heart, and your soul, and soothes the ripples of the pain that troubles you.

It is my humblest wish, that perhaps we, your devoted fans, may at least in some small way, so return a part of the Light you have bestowed upon our hearts.

With Love,

CastleGuard

Castleguard,
Your a legend!

castleguard, you can say all that in two minutes?

Actually, princessmoonbeam, it would take me 1 min. and 15 sec.

I have reserved 45 sec. for the initial stuttering, dizzy spells, and other unforeseeable phenomena that may overtake me.

Of course there is also very good chance…I won’t get a single word out. Hence I will also have all this written on a card, which, if necessary, I hope to have sufficient wits about me, to be able to hand over to her on my way down to the floor, before everything goes dim.

There is also a possibility that all I might be able to muster is the “puffy cheeks” impression – which will of course result in my quick, unwilling, and forced departure from the premises.
On second thought…forget that. :grin:

Whatever the case…two minutes with Z would be truly memorable.

CG

castleguard- i must say
you are thee
cutest!:love:

Zhoa di, my face was so sore yesterday...........
from pulling puffy faceson Sunday night

but i think i may have swallowed by contact lens:ohman:

haha give Z a card with everything you're trying to say! For a great poet like CG, Z would be in a flutter after reading it too.

haha my card wouldn't even get to Z.
First of all, my hand would seize up and and the only way to get the card would be to cut my hand off.
Second, if they did get the card out of my hand, the card would be illegible. The "sweaty palms" syndrome would wreak havoc with the ink on the card. :D

you guys here are so sweet
I think Ziyi would be such a lucky and happy girl
to have such admiration and attention

Shannon - i wonder if that is bad for you?

urhm, guys, jest a little suggestion.....

Suppose we practice our two minutes with Z with Zhangette Zhao Di lookalike, Zhoa Di?

Maybe that would relieve some of the initial shock, talking to a Z lookalike.:D

If I could find the Vaseline girl, she'd be good, too.

1) you got to catch me first , na-na-na-na

2) it will cost you more ice cream that you can even dream of

3) if you can't do a "puffy cheeks" , then i won't even consider talking to you

4) i don't really look like ziyi herself, more just "zhao di after she ate all the dumplings" as my friends say.

lol..

hahaha! my sides are aching with laughter!

okay, Zhoa Di, you're gonna have to run very fast--coz' this Jedi has force-speed!

You like ice cream that much? Well, okay then, so long as we have dumplings afterwards. (there it is again! the relentless quest for dumplings!)

I think its going to be a great day when all true Z fans unite and meet Z, sort of a lunging around sort-of-thing. No press, no thugs...just the loyal ones and Z herself.

can a jedi do a "puffy cheeks"?

Well...I guess a Jedi can. Otherwise, how could Jedi ever eat dumplings? :D

:laugh:

who needs to do it? my cheeks are puffy already!:D

A 6'4" Wookie can:D

:laugh:

it is if the members of this board
are all starwars characters

I like "puffy cheeks", it's such an adorable term. And they look so darn adorable on Ziyi :love:

I'm sure you girls look very cute when attempting your "puffy cheeks". I still think Gaz should sneak a camera with him sometime and snap a couple of pictures :D

Do you hold your breath while doing it? Just be careful you don't hold on for too long or else you'd end up passing out... :(

They can breathe through the nose, B :grin:

One of my friends from Beijing has naturally puffy cheeks, it's sooo cute :D

Oh! Haha, my bad... :blush:

I had to practice once for myself to see if I could manage to breathe through my nose... well I was able too. My cat was laying on my bed looking at me with the strangest look! :D So nevermind the last part of my previous post... :grin:

when huli 007 does it, she goes bright red
and looks like she is about to explode:splat:

when i try it for too long, my eyes start to water:crying:

thats why my contact lense fell into the soup

darned things, contact lenses...tried 'em once and never tried 'em again...bothersome.

Hope you find your 'soup a la contact lens', shannon. :D

we had alot of bad luck with the soup
zhoa di got her braids in hers

hmmm....braids and contact lenses, in soup..

I wonder what that soup would taste like...:D

Salty -- too salty.

No wonder she didn't like it. :grin:

For 2 minutes? I'd say a lot in 2 minutes!
Or more like...

Me: How are you?
Of course she'd reply in her broken English but she's really trying hard and I've seen it. That proves she's trying to learn English, although it's practically the hardest language you can learn if you're not a native speaker.
I'd then say: I love all your movies. You're very talented!
She'd probably say Thank You and that would be great. If there was any other time left I'd only give her compliments and maybe ask: "Do you think we look alike?" :agree: :laugh:
That's pretty much it. There's got to be more than that but I'd be speechless if I met her.

Gou? I hate that name. It makes me puke! Too bad you're named Gou. You'll be the first to feel my sword today.

BootlegZiyi, by the time you get to meet Ziyi, I bet she's speaking English like it were her own native language. If you would compare Ziyi's appearance at the MTV Movie Awards and at the MTV Asia Awards, her English has tremendously improved. Who knows what's next? Her first Hollywood starring role? :D

"Omigosh you are like my favourite actress ever do you think you can give me a hug next time you're in Vancouver we should hook up and we can go clubbing omigosh you're so pretty let me give you a hug what was it like working with Michelle Yeoh she's my favourite actress too your hair is so pretty do you straighten it because i want to do that too hey why don't we just dance right now come one let's break it down can i have your autograph and a picture with you??"

:D

Wow, I ran out of breath just trying to read that one entire sentence! :grin:

haha sure, that's what you think you said TB, but to Z, it will be entirely different. All gibberish.

In the Micro Machine man's voice...

Omigoshyouarelikemyfavouriteactresseverdoyouthinky oucangivemeahugnexttimeyou'reinVancouverweshouldho okupandwecangoclubbingomigoshyou'resoprettyletmegi veyouahugwhatwasitlikeworkingwithMichelleYeohshe's myfavouriteactresstooyourhairissoprettydoyoustraig htenitbecauseiwanttodothattooheywhydon'twejustdanc erightnowcomeonelet'sbreakitdowncanihaveyourautogr aphandapicturewithyou??

haha can't believe I actually the time to delete all those spaces.:D

haha! TB, even though you're a Canadian, you still talk like a Filipina!

A very nice Filipina, at that. :grin:

:laugh: I'm sure if I said that to Z, Shadow, she'd just stare at me blankly. haha! Or maybe back away slowly while smiling. :D And of course if I was saying that to her, I'd be hopping, skipping around, and jumping!


:D Thank you rain!

I will say " could you please sign this( CTHD DVD's)!, its my favorite movie! and you are so, perfect in that part, again Thank you for your signatures...

would you like a mintie:love:

and

" i do":D

"squeek... squeek.... burp... squeek " :hug:

"Could you please dial 911, I'm having a heart attack." :D

woah someone brought this back up from the grave!

I will draw a smilie for her and I won't say a word because I'll be too shy.

I think by the time I actually meet her in person she'll speak English as if she were a native speaker :D That would be great. Then I'd have to think about what I have to say.

(cough) Hi.
Then I'd probably start speaking incoherently.(haminahaminahamina)

Hey, baby. You think you look pretty good and I think so too.

Listen to me for a minute or two, and I’ll tell you why I think you think you’ll like having a friend like me.

I’m on your side, even when you‘re wrong. Call out my name and you won’t wait long. I’ll never argue, cuz you’ll never be wrong. I may not sing, but I’ll write you a song. You may not eat much, but I can cook anything, American, French, Chinese and such. I’ll boil your rice and steep your tea. I’ll pick you up when you fall, in service I’ll give you my all.

If you want a gent, I’ll be heaven-sent, though I may not look sharp, I’ll look as good as I can...maybe just pretty good. I won’t wear a dress, but I may wear a tie, and I’ll always tell you when you ask why.

I’ll lick up your tears, assuage all your fears. I’ll hide you from hate, and if it be our fate, I’ll drive you to work and pick you up late.

I don’t want any kids, but I’ll father your babes, and I’ll only collect at your lover’s rate.

What more could you ask, in a friend or a mate. If you only want a little of that, I’ll make you my date. I’ll meet your mom, but I won’t take any of her crap.

Man, that's at least 30 minutes by the time you spit it all out. May as well recite Henry the 5th's St. Crispin's Day speech..... :ohman:

Hi Zee Zee

love your
hat
top
pants
shoe's

where did you get your
hat
top
pants
shoe's

come round to my place for breakfast or lunch or dinner



:D

just thought, 2 minutes............

hold the cuteones hand ( the uninjured arm of course )
and lead her though this place.............

to share this beauty and experience.................
need no-words......................:love:Butterfly (http://www.zoo.org.au/area_page.cfm?area_id=24&zoo_id=1)


or.......................

live.............. (http://www.zoo.org.au/featured/butterflies.jpg)

Originally posted by Gaz
hold the cuteones hand ( the uninjured arm of course )
and lead her though this place............. You're gonna make it hurt even more. hehe the best medicine is laughter! If you want to be a true couple, you should experience the same pain she is going through.:bigwink:

Originally posted by SHADOW
You're gonna make it hurt even more. hehe the best medicine is laughter!

that is why you are our Dr Shadow:D

Gaz Re; butterfly, that is such a Bran Muffin
I bet you wouldn't be quiet for two minutes "great chatter box"

Originally posted by SHADOW
You're gonna make it hurt even more. hehe the best medicine is laughter! If you want to be a true couple, you should experience the same pain she is going through.:bigwink:

i heal too quickly...............:D
have got a few body repair skills too - maybe need to try them out on the cuteone?

butterflys are very theraputic.
its the craziest feeling, walking through that enclousure
the butterfly's land on people and flutter.

I visualise the cutest photo in history:love:

the cuteoone covered in butterflys
( not completely covered of course )

ZD : you are right of course :agree: :laugh:

Well, after stuttering and stammering and shaking in my shoes in awe of her for at least a minute and a half, I would try to squeak out my thoughts about what an honor and a privilege and a fulfillment of my dreams it was to meet her.

I would then drop to my knees Wayne and Garth style and say, "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy..."

A smoother, more Pierce Brosnan version of me would go to shake her hand, but gently kiss it instead and ask her where she'd like to go for dinner and perhaps a walk afterwards. But then that would take longer than two minutes. But if I was anything like Brosnan I'm sure I could get more than 2 minutes of her time.

I would kinda like to know what one thing she would like to do, perhaps adventurous, or even not, that she's always wanted to do, but never has. Z has been practically everywhere and been able to do so many things, it would be interesting to know what is on her dream list of things to do. Perhaps winning an Oscar, but more importantly, something of a more personal nature.

There was an interview recently with Matt Damon where he said that so many actors wear themselves out trying so hard to win the coveted Oscar, but he said that even though he did, he still felt empty inside. Before he realized there's more to life than winning awards. It's nice to aim high and achieve much as he and Z have done, but there are more important things in life still.

In two minute, I think I can only say " Hi", then give the DVD Hero to sign it :D .... When I get Michelle Yeoh letter with a pictures I didn't stop screaming for 20 minutes like a teenagers and of course Centurion just watched me doing jumpinp up and down for joy :D