Almost everyone that has registered at ZFilms was first a guest when they came to visit here for the first time. The board is designed to allow Guests to see some, but not all, of the forums and features of the board.

To see everything that normal members see, registration is necessary, which greatly expands the number of visible resources that we all enjoy here as well as the degree of freedom that everyone enjoys as a registered member.

Guests do need to know however, that everyone that visits here is tracked for security reasons. Guests need to understand that the security of the site is paramount, because we know that some guests are simply too curious for their own good.

Yes, there are guests that sometimes attempt to access forbidden locations without proper authorization. We know about it instantly, both automatically and through the vigilance of the mods.

I'm sorry to say that such guests are not welcome here and will, from now on, be banned from the site. There is an expectation of etiquette expected from all new members. If a guest violates that expectation of civility, than appropriate actions will be taken.

All Ziyi fans are invited through the front doors of ZFilms to celebrate her life in public. Please do not try and climb through a rear window like a burglar. Uncle Cashew is watching.

or her brother and his agents.

I have a neat decal on my front door designed to discourage burglars. It says:

Anyone Found Here At Night Will Be Found Here In The Morning :laugh:

Please do not try and climb through a rear window like a burglar

.... for fairy god-mother has ALL the windows covered, and will be ready to do Crouching Tiger on your ass....
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb234.gif

This place is like Fort Knox.

I have eagle eyes and trusted intuition. Just remember, you can't see us but we can see you.

Please do not try and climb through a rear window like a burglar. Uncle Cashew is watching.

Very intimidating words coming from Mr. Peanut himself.:D hehehe http://www.candystand.com/images/planters/products_cashews.gif

heehee! Uncle Cashew! I've never heard that expression before.

No need to worry about people who'd enter like a burglar or a stalker. There's already somebody who's worse than one...ME! :laugh:

:laugh: you're such a card, Ziyimaniac.

Originally posted by Virgule
Anyone Found Here At Night Will Be Found Here In The Morning
I love your warning sign, Virg. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

So Mr.Cashew is that peanut?:lolsign:

Uncle Cashew is the "head" nut.

We are all nuts...about Ziyi. :grin:

CG

P.S. I like that warning, Virg. Has anyone been found in the morning yet? :D

Just the outline of the body with white crime scene tape is all that's left.:grin:

Cool. Must have been an insistent Z-basher...they have been known not to comprehend written text. :D

CG

Virg's room is like the Bermuda triangle - bodies mysteriously disappear. :D

Only the bodies trodding thru darkness of the Night...:D

CG

Coming in unseen, and never seen leaving, either. :laugh:

Funny that you mentioned it. I just erased the white chalkmark off the sidewalk near my home. :laugh:

FOR THOSE WHO STILL DO NOT BELIEVE THAT WE ARE ABLE TO SEE, HEAR, AND KNOW ALL THE MOVEMENTS OF EACH AND EVERY GUESS AND MEMBERS OF THIS BOARD... LET THIS BE YOUR FAIR WARNING...

DO NOT TEST OUR PATIENCE!!!


SOME WILL THINK THAT I AM A BITCH(you know who you are).... AND THEY ARE CORRECT...

SO LET THIS BE YOUR FINAL WARNING....

.....YOU ARE F#@KING AROUND WITH THE WRONG BITCH!!!:grrr:

ehhhh...she sounds pissed to me.....

It appears our newest member lee, who is now so banned he couldn't even find his ass in the dark with either hand - much less this site anymore - got off on the wrong foot and we totally canned his ass instantly. Has to be the shortest membership on record. Thirty seconds. :grin:

As they say in the FBI, if you're gonna be stoopid, you betta be tough....

Amen to that. They messed with the wrong person and people. Bashers beware... you are not safe here. So check yourself at the doors because that's as far as you're gonna get.

or last???

Maybe you better sleep with the Glock tonight.

I'm pretty sure there is nothing to fear about this guy. He was a loser. Pond scum. Evil and dirty. I'm just assuming it was a guy...

From Shopshire, England. I wonder if I should post his email address publicly, as a deterrent to anyone else who wants to repeat such a stunt. We can then send him hundreds of virus infected emails until his computer melts. :D

I think that's not such a bad idea Virgule. :laugh:

God only knows how much hate mail he would get...

his words.

*Don’t fuck with the Wongs and the Lees.*

Another friend told me, and I quote:

"don't mess with the Zhangs or any Webmaster named Virgule"

:laugh: Well, I don't think this guys last name was even Lee. He just used it as a nickname is all.

I'd rather mess anyone than the Zhangs or Virgule...

Originally posted by GROVER
FOR THOSE WHO STILL DO NOT BELIEVE THAT WE ARE ABLE TO SEE, HEAR, AND KNOW ALL THE MOVEMENTS OF EACH AND EVERY GUEST AND MEMBERS OF THIS BOARD... LET THIS BE YOUR FAIR WARNING...

DO NOT TEST OUR PATIENCE!!!


SOME WILL THINK THAT I AM A BITCH(you know who you are).... AND THEY ARE CORRECT...

SO LET THIS BE YOUR FINAL WARNING....

.....YOU ARE F#@KING AROUND WITH THE WRONG BITCH!!!:grrr:

you go girl! The Jedi is behind you all the way!

LOL she is a bitch! She's gonna give you a Hu Li kick to the chin (I guess Apple lost his way from Films...).

We can then send him hundreds of virus infected emails until his computer melts.

No need to do that. You could just enter his e-mail address to those junk mail lists until he couldn't open his own inbox. That will silence him for sure. :D

And as Jedi would have put it: Never mess with a Maniac. :D

Oh my! If I may, a bit of humour...

"You better not try
You better not dare
To f@%$ around here
Z-Bashers beware!
ZiyiFilms members will knock you DEAD!"

Ok lame, yeah, for some reason I had this Santa song in my head.

So what did this stoopid dummie Lee attempt anyway?

This Lee guy/girl may be a genius hacker who will destroy this site and infect our computers...:D, anywhay you guys and girls, i mean sailor, sound very diplomatic, especially Grover:grin:...

Whoa! I'm glad that Virgule didn't let Lee pass or collect $200.00 dollars ( monopoly game), not even close to step in, on ( Board walk) ZiyiFilm places to leave a mess and we the Zhangter's and Zhangsette's clean - up for Lee...


Way to go Virgule, you're the man! :bow:

All mods are directed to shield Ziyi's eyes from the hurt. That is why they are mods and why we need them.

We always deal with the post itself first, by either deleting it or editing it. Then we deal with the member. If the offense is a direct violation of the PRIME DIRECTIVE (http://www.ziyifilms.com/zboard/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=148), than banishment is the only recourse.

Pornographic references to Ziyi are totally deleted on "site", as is the member account under which it is posted.

I do not discuss the fortifications that protect castle ZFilms.
.

Thanks to our awesome moderators, security here is much tighter and more effective than that of the nation's airports. :D

you go girl! The Jedi is behind you all the way!

..thanks... jedi...
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security here is much tighter and more effective than that of the nation's airports

It must be. For Ziyi may be arriving under 'stealth' anytime, and her security must not be breached, nor threatened. :grin:

CG

Even without the security measures, I consider this site secure because everyone's devotion to Ziyi is something that even the best computer peripherals could match. :D

Some guys just never learn......

Poor insolent souls who DESPERATELY need attention....LOSERS who never knew the meaning of the word "honor."

Its sad, really, how one who craves for attention ends up being bruised and bashed for all his efforts. Why, instead of just being a dunderhead, can't they just shut up if they've got nothing good to say?

Everyone here is welcome. EVERYONE. We don't care how poor or rich you are, your race, your ethnicity.

But once you cross the line......

TRY NOT TO COME TO MANILA. TRY NOT TO INFURIATE THE WRATH OF ALL THE FAITHFUL ZHANGSTERS.

If you do, you might find yourself reduced into cosmic waste.....

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. JUST SHUT UP IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING GOOD TO SAY.

Or else...

heheh...as usual, Rain makes it with strong, acerbic words.

Hey, just don't scare potential fans. They might think that we're on a mission to annihilate people wantonly! :D

400 Members. I thought it would take another 6 months.

Won’t seem to open.

server down? Full? What’s up?

:confused: no, it's fine. what's not working?

I have some problems with your java routines.

Had to can a new member today. Zeliard, a Zhao Who fan to the bitter end. Not that you were decapitated for being a Zhao Who fan, but because you had the temerity to come here and bash Z.

Death to the infidel.....

Wow you put it so well....

One of the surest ways to be instantly removed as a ZFilms member is to include a XXX porn site in your homepage URL. We have noticed a number of members claiming to be from Russia and other Eastern Blok countries, registering here and listing porn sites under their homepage.

Their accounts have all been deleted.

Lost the cold war. Trying to start a porn war.

No thanks, Ruskies. We already got our own.