Always a holiday favorite...

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo
2 cups of dried fruit


Directions:
Sample the Quervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Quervo again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK.
Try another cup...just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.
Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something.
Check the Jose Quervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefing. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the Jose Quervo and hug a gloved one.


CHERRY MISTMAS!

I don't know what Jose Quervo is, but I think I have a clue.:bigwink:

lol I'm guessing you just tried this?:laugh:

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Finish the Jose Quervo and hug a gloved one. <-- lol your very own Michael Jackson!

Jose Cuervo is the brand name of a tequila. :D