Virgule
December 9th, 2004, 11:16 PM
There is a required notification that all ZFilms member need to be aware of when surfing the messagboard and running into an unexpected Ziyi image.
Be careful. We treat the images of her Z-ness with special care, as they are digitally volatile and able to suck one's objectivity right out of the skull directly through the eyeballs.
Ballistic Eyewear is suggested.
If it weren't for the fact that a glass computer screen protects your eyes from the force of the Z-ness, you would long ago have been driven mad with desire.
There is a special phone number everyone needs to know. Dial 1-800-catatonic if the glass confinement bubble of your monitor that protects your corneas has been breached. Wash out your eyes with soap immediately and blink furiously while watching any Jerry Seinfeld episode.
DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT, insert an ice pick into the visual cortex of the brain, no matter what the voices in your head tell you to do.
Seek prompt medical attention with any ZFilms moderator at the 1-800 number. They have been specially trained in administering expert remedial care in post-traumatic stress Zyndrome.
If the 1-800 emergency Z-ness service is not available in your area, you are really playing with fire. People like you end up in the newspapers all the time.
You have neen warned!
Be careful. We treat the images of her Z-ness with special care, as they are digitally volatile and able to suck one's objectivity right out of the skull directly through the eyeballs.
Ballistic Eyewear is suggested.
If it weren't for the fact that a glass computer screen protects your eyes from the force of the Z-ness, you would long ago have been driven mad with desire.
There is a special phone number everyone needs to know. Dial 1-800-catatonic if the glass confinement bubble of your monitor that protects your corneas has been breached. Wash out your eyes with soap immediately and blink furiously while watching any Jerry Seinfeld episode.
DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT, insert an ice pick into the visual cortex of the brain, no matter what the voices in your head tell you to do.
Seek prompt medical attention with any ZFilms moderator at the 1-800 number. They have been specially trained in administering expert remedial care in post-traumatic stress Zyndrome.
If the 1-800 emergency Z-ness service is not available in your area, you are really playing with fire. People like you end up in the newspapers all the time.
You have neen warned!