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Brainchild
December 24th, 2004, 12:43 PM
You let us borrow your beautiful little Ziyi Zhang to make a movie (and she IS a smooth operator.) In exchange, we gave you all our Christmas business. I even think all the pine Chirstmas trees came from China this year.

Let us use Ziyi for a couple more years and there’s more business where this years business came from. Lots more.

What d’ya say??? Let’s make a deal!

SHADOW
December 24th, 2004, 02:42 PM
lol
We'll just have to hire the Grinch to steal Z....

Poisonthewell
December 24th, 2004, 03:53 PM
Z would kick the Grinch's ass

About the deal: don't you think it's a little cruel to send them such a sickeningly commercial and evil industry? If there's any branch that doesn't need more business it's the Christmas business. It's getting impossible to ignore (and believe me, I try :grin: ). Surely there's a better way to show our gratitude for letting us borrow Z lol

Virgule
December 24th, 2004, 04:36 PM
We'll trade you 16 Walmarts for 1 Ziyi. Now is that fair, or what?

GROVER
December 24th, 2004, 04:44 PM
How about we add Hanukkah business as well...

China would be the official distributor for the "Christmakuh" holiday! ..

Just think what creative things that they can do ...

- Electric Musical Menorahs with light bulbs shaped as the wise men.
- exclusive chinese character dreidels.
- Tofu fruit cakes
- The exclusive "HERO" Manger scene ..

Its endless business posibilities ..

Poisonthewell
December 24th, 2004, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Virgule
We'll trade you 16 Walmarts for 1 Ziyi. Now is that fair, or what?

Who will we be thanking then? The Chinese people or US business? Lol how about we disband Walmart and take the money from it to guarantee every Chinese worker will get to live above the poverty line? That's the kind of compensation we wanna give China for giving us the wonder that is Z.

Lol alright I'm straying away from the topic

ss'ra
December 25th, 2004, 02:40 AM
Merry Christmas China and Merry Christmas guys and gals:ohman:.

Virgule
December 25th, 2004, 09:00 AM
Believe it or not, there are several Churches in Beijing that will celebrate Christ Mass this year. Contrary to conventional US opinion, Christianity, along with the freedom to worship, is alive and well in China.

http://www.beijingportal.com.cn/7838/2004/12/24/1820@2440242.htm