Zhang Ziyi made the list as number 3. Do you agree?

http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/03/11/worldwide-wednesday-the-9-hottest-chinese-women/

You'll get an argument about how things stack up.

For us, numero-uno is obvioso.

We like the others very much also. My number two is the shot of little Shu Qi trying to figger out how to turn on her laptop. Most would say she's probably forgot her pass-word, but I think she's probably pretty smart to go with those looks. In TRANSPORTER, she looked funny in those heels. Like a toddler in her mom's shoes. Not so funny when you think she's not a toddler, but a grown (groan) woman looking like that.

What is Maggi doing in that photo? Looks like fun.

My heart skipped a beat when I saw the photo of Gong Li in that wet what-ever-that-is. I wish it was something else. She has a body for wet things like that.

Pretty much we don't get involved with these contests. The race is already run for us.

Hottest? Man, you don't know what HEAT is. Her Z-ness is single handedly responsible for Global Warming. She makes glaciers crumble into the sea. Al Gore sent her a thank you for his Nobel Prize. Those other chicks are mere ice cubes compared to the thermal potential of Ms. Zhang Ziyi. When suns go super nova, they check in with her to see if its okay.